Tuesday, May 19, 2009

And the winner of the "Biggest Gainer" Contest is... Sam!

JERSEY CITY, NJ - Never has gaining been so satisfying! For the past year, Jersey City's Biggest Gainer contestant Sam Izmaylov has been working to take control of his life and gain a lot of pounds. "This journey has been wonderful! It's been tough, but wonderful. It's totally changed my life," Sam said. Sam gained a total of 19 pounds, or 238% of his starting body weight of just over 8 pounds at birth, by consuming countless calories during intense eating sessions on a 24-hour schedule, and bouncing around the crib and the apartment, ending at the final weight of just under 27 pounds. This means he more than tripped in size!

"It's definitely self perpetuating, because every time I see the height and pounds go up, every time I put on a new shirt, I can't believe I need the next size up. I was wearing "0-3 months" size before", Sam said. "I feel like a new person. Now people take me more seriously."

In interviews to the press, Sam acknowledged the "Grandma Diet" as the main factor helping him win this contest. One of the Grandmas could not be immediately reached for comment. The other Grandma declined to comment and asked not to be identified, because the information is private.


Sam's height at birth, represented on the measuring tape (Before) and as a 1-year old (After)


Sam's clothes as at birth (Before) and as a 1-year old (After)


Sam's daily food consumption at birth was 16 oz of mommy's milk (Before) and lots of other food as a 1-year old (After)

1 comment:

Nathan said...

lolol these are awesome.