Sam: "This piece of real estate is great fixer-upper... I can build a wall right here to create another bedroom, hang in a few shelves, throw in a few coats of paint..."

Sam thought he might want to become a gymnast when he grows up but decided that being in the 95th percentile in both weight and height among boys his age, he probably would not be very graceful while performing jumps with the pole, on uneven bars or pummel horse (believe it or not, he got into this position himself, unassisted).

"Check out what kind of hunk I am!"